March 2012
I feel bad for people that don't have Tumblrs....
dooshnanana:
They’re probably like this everyday:
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February 2012
Watchthatfaggotmatt:
suckmycockiness:
vaginacellphone:
mmmicheal:
jesus christ
omfg
PEEING omfdksafjalomfg
MY GOD
superangst:
colours07:
jellygay:
fefmpreg:
...
Sitting over here listening to my skinny friend...
Need a laugh? Click here!
devil music: never stop running suicide is bullshit believe in who you are you are worth it take no one's shit okay you are amazing
accepted music: you a stupid hoe i get high yeah i smoke weed so what fuck the haters i is who i is you can't control me
teacher: excuse me head up no sleeping in my class
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: yolo
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c0rnfields:
i wish i was better.
better looking.
better at school.
better at relationships.
better at being happy.
better at not letting shit get to me.
better at everything.
i wish i was better at life.
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live in Narnia.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I find your crooked teeth disgusting, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.
first base: liking
second base: reblogging
third base: following
crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
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Dear parents, a little bit of encouragement...
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thirtycheers:
read this if you wanna date me
Watchdylaneatsrainbows:
fagology:
sammiok:
My god. I think I got some form of cancer just by watching this.
Are you mentally retarded. Seriously. This is literally sad knowing that you lack the proper education of an 8th grader.
i think my IQ just dropped a few points.
