contrary to popular belief, you do not become an expert on mental illness just because you’ve seen the perks of being a wallflower
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We were at my grandparents’ house for Easter today, and my brother brought along the Nintendo Wii for our cousins to play
Only he forgot the sensor bar :T the thing that makes the wii-motes work and junk
Then he remembered this crazy myth he heard basically said if you light two candles, they act as a sensor bar.
I DON’T KNOW HOW
BUT IT TURNS OUT IT FUCKING WORKS.
So if you ever lose or break the sensor bar, and don’t mind your TV looking like an offering to Satan, I recommend candles :I
I’ll remember that for the next time my sensor bar stuffs up…
This also works with flashlights, in case you don’t have any candles handy. c:
The “sensor” bar doesn’t actually have any sensors. The sensors are in the Wii-mote. The sensor bar is actually just a line of infrared LEDs that an IR camera in the Wii-mote can see, which means you can substitute other IR sources, like candles and flashlights.
Science, hail Satan.
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WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL
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WHY AM I LAUGHING OMG
SHE SAW THE CHANCE
AND SHE TOOK IT
A++ BYNES
Lmao.
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high five to us blogs that don’t get any messages
I have waited for months for this gif to be back
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I wish adults would understand that children are people too, with complex thoughts and emotions, and not just idiots you need to control all the time
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My five year old cousin sent me a box of homemade cookies with a note that said they were blueberry flavored.
sweetie they are pink with strawberry pieces, I think they are strawberry
UPDATE:
GUYS
THIS TASTES LIKE BLUEBERRIES
HOW DO THEY TASTE LIKE BLUE BERRIES
I THINK WE HAVE A SORCERERS PROTEGEE ON OUR HANDS
Can I have that Jensen Ackles poster
priorities
MY POSTER
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thebooshislooseandalittlebitraw:
HOLY SHIT ITS MAZ
I went to school with this guy
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So this kid in my school a few years back he made a titanic parody and i still die to this every day.
THEY GOT THEIR MOM TO BE THE OLDER ROSE. LMAOOOOOO
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